This shirt commemorates the time Greek authorities skipped “hey, can we get your logs?” and jumped straight to prosecuting our CEO. The case? Dismissed. The lesson? No logs means no evidence. Just an expensive lawyer's bill.
Featuring a powerful hand shattering a chain, this limited-run shirt is your chance to wear the legal victory your browsing history deserves.
Supplies are limited. Because court battles are expensive and we’re not made of ouzo.
Product Details:
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, soft enough to make a prosecutor weep
Designed to terrify surveillance agencies from 50ft away
Can also be worn to court, protests, awkward family dinners, or Greek tavernas
