Attire like this doesn't come around very often. You're getting a glimpse into high-class garb only worn by royals and billionaires. This is a shirt you can't wear to a wedding because you would steal too much attention. Only exception is if you're the one getting married. And if that's the case, don't worry about writing any wedding vows, they're right there on the shirt for you.
Made with lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Sonic himself spun this cotton.
Softer than Portland police on crime
Definitely not fireproof
Available for males, females, chainmails, blue whales, steel nails, hay bales, ship sails, rat tails, and more.
Comes in every size, including yours.
This shirt design was masterfully crafted by the talented community member Jadecraft4, as part of the Windscribe SMD (Shirt & Mug Design) Contest. We are honored to have such a famous artist work on our merchandise, thank you.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
