Safety First Tee (White)

The internet is a dangerous place these days. Ads, trackers, malware, some guy in Kazakhstan - they all want your data. Or your money. Likely both. But you know better, right? Because you use Windscribe, knowing we will protect you against guys in Kazakhstan and all those other things. And what better way to spread the word of online safety than with our Safety First shirt! Tell people about browsing safely, and that Windscribe is their condom for the internet.

• Made with lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton. I don't know what this means it's just here.
• It's a soft shirt. I'm wearing it right now and I can tell you it's soft.
• It's sold as a shirt but I suppose you can try wearing it like pants. We won't stop you.
  
• Despite featuring a male condom, this shirt is actually for all genders.
• Comes in all sizes but not ribbed for pleasure sadly.

This shirt design is the work of the talented community member ohshitwaffles, made for the Windscribe SMD (Shirt & Mug Design) Contest. Here's someone who truly understands the function of a VPN.

Disclaimer:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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