You know what's better than wearing a shirt with a cryptocurrency logo on it? Wearing a shirt with a cryptocurrency logo that you earned by doing absolutely nothing. This is the official FuttBux tee, powered by Dimitri's decommissioned Soviet calculator and your complete lack of productivity. When people see you wearing this they'll ask "what's FuttBux?" and you'll say "I don't know but I'm rich" and they'll slowly back away. That's called networking.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Dimitri checked. He has a PhD. • Drop shoulder sleeves for that "I'm too relaxed to do anything" silhouette. • Tear-away tag. Rip it out. Feel something. This is the most productive thing you'll do today. • Available for every gender, including ones that haven't been invented yet. • Comes in all sizes, from "I do cardio" to "I earned a LOT of FuttBux."
Cannot be purchased with FuttBux. We know. We're working on it. Maybe.
