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Bitcoin Crime Scene Tee (Black)

Bitcoin Crime Scene Tee (Black)

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Where were you when FuttBux killed Bitcoin? Doing nothing, probably. Which means you were earning FuttBux at the time, which makes you an accomplice. Congratulations. Wear this shirt to your hearing.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Softer than Bitcoin's market cap.
• Drop shoulder sleeves for that “I didn’t see nothin’” posture.
• Tear-away tag. Destroy the evidence.
• This shirt is not financial advice. Not fashion advice either honestly.
• Fits all genders. Fits all sizes. Fits all levels of financial delusion.

Cannot be purchased with FuttBux. We know. We’re working on it. Maybe.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL

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