Didn’t go to Harvard and get one of their elitist t-shirts? The only requirement to graduate from Windscribe University is buying this shirt. Let’s just say when people see you wearing it they will magna cum loudly. We crafted this out of 100% cotton, ethically picked from the Scriberian mountains by virginal network engineers. Buy it as a gift, buy it for yourself, use it as a bandana as you invade France, the options are limitless.
Made with lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton.
Protects the world from seeing you topless
Softer than a baby’s back, your nipples will write you poems of thanks.
The first hypersex t-shirt - suitable for every gender you can think of, and the ones you haven’t.
No pesky tags that scratch and make you think a mouse has crawled up your back!
