Your Personal Data Dump (Text Format)

Happy April Fools! You guys loved the data so much, we are sold out. See you next year! 

Own your online footprint — in the most unnecessary but oddly satisfying way possible.

Download Data

This 100% ethically sourced, artisanal data dump contains everything we “allegedly” know about you while you’ve been using Windscribe. Compiled into a clean, minimalist .txt file for your convenience (and existential dread).

No third-party tracking. No advertisers. Just you, your data, and a whole lot of awkward timestamps.

What’s inside*:

• Connection logs
• IPs you’ve used
• Favorite servers
• Suspiciously long session durations
• Possibly that one time you VPNed into Moldova for reasons only you understand

*Don’t worry — we still don’t keep logs or know what you are doing when you are connected to Windscribe. This is the fun, legally-non-binding kind of "log."

File format: .txt
Size: 41kb of pure digital soul
Delivery: Instant download via secure link below
Price: Free for a limited time
Availability: Until April 7, 2025

Download Data